My dog Ozzy watched the Republican presidential debate last night, and after seeing the pool of candidates, he is now considering a run at the Oval Office. When I asked what he would do, he indicated he would spend most of his time eating, sleeping, watching TV, and barking at White house staffers. That means he would do absolutley nothing... which is typical in Washington.
Secret Service's job would be interesting; cleaning up those items he has chewed to bits, giving him a bath, taking him out to , well, you know, and stepping on squeaky toys. Instead of tax shelters, there would be more animal shelters, and he said he would have all "No Dogs Allowed" signs removed... he says it's discrimination.
Watch out America... Ozzy for President. Has a ring to it, doesn't it?
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