Daddy Needs a Little Help!

My dog Ozzy and I were checking out our new pictures my wife took for Facebook/Blog purposes.  Ozzy stared at himself for a few moments, then told me how cute his picture was, while my picture made my head look like a watermelon turned sideways, and my face squinty.  I brought up the possibility of using "Photoshop" to make my head look more normal.  Ozzy said it wouldn't work; he said the combined efforts of every cyberwarfare computer geek working at the Pentagon couldn't fix a mug like mine!