Phase 1 was a success, now Ozzy is ready to finish Phase 2 (collecting items necessary for our expedition). I was curious about some items and needed an explaination. Included on the list were such things as a pillow case and plastic zip ties. Apparently Ozzy doesn't just want pictures... he wants to kidnap the Big Guy. We probably need to add bright lights and a chair in order to interrogate Sasquatch.
Also interesting was the label Ozzy put on the plastic bags to be used for Bigfoot droppings samples (Ozzy actually believes he made this name up). On each of these bags he wrote "Hoobastank" ( I didn't have the heart to tell him there is a rock band with that name. It would shatter his self-esteem).
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