My dog Ozzy was channel surfing when he came across a blonde bombshell reality tv program. He sat on the recliner watching the melodrama unfold. Shaking his head, he concluded that this was not reality. Normal people struggle with a variety of problems such as medical difficulties, earning enough money to make ends meet, avoid losing their homes, keeping their children safe, etc. This was different... this was ridiculous.
Ozzy called them "spoiled little divas". He said the only problems these bimbos dealt with were which hair color to choose, how many designer clothes they had in thier closet, credit card limits, and losing a fake eyelash in a fancy restaraunt. This particular episode featured two girls involved in a chick fight over (as Ozzy describes it) "a whole lot of nothing". In one scene a blonde brat was squalling in front of the camera, make-up running all over her rapidly changing face; "I didn't do anything wrong, and she hurt me" she whinned (Ozzy rolled his eyes and said he wanted to throw up). After watching this feud for as long as he could take, Ozzy groaned and said "these air-heads just needed to get over it".
I think Ozzy's done with reality tv.
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