Eureka!

One of the daily chores we have to do around the house is running the vacuum clearner. I can't turn the doggone thing on without Ozzy attacking it from every angle. He seems determined to bring the little machine's life to an abrupt end.

Earlier today I pulled the vacuum out to clean debris out of a chair, which includes removing the extension and using the open suction end of the handle. At one point I placed the handle on the floor. Ozzy attacked, and vacuum cleaner snatched on to his nose. Ozzy tried but couldn't escape without help, and I managed to pull the hose off his face before it sucked his ears into his brain. Ozzy shook his head, and the his only words were, "Great Googly-Moogly"!