Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Emergency Surgery on Santa Claus!

Each year the Christmas decorations go into storage. This past year the mice found them and began an assault on the wires and knocked out Santa's lights. Most folks would replace their decorations with new ones, but I decided to perform surgery on our Santa go get him up and running. Good news to those who may be concerned, Santa came through his surgery and is back at work on our front lawn.

My dog Ozzy is still irritated at the mice and what they did to our electronic Santa Claus. I have assured him that rat and mice bait will be utilized in the building from now on. Ozzy says that isn't good enough, and he is planning something BIG for the mice. I discovered one of his "ideas" would take out a city block. If I do not keep an eye on Ozzy's project, World War III just might start in McDuffie County, Georgia.

Someday soon if you are watching the news and you hear of a storage building blown sky high, don't blame terrorists. Ozzy is determined to rid our area of mice permanently.

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