Ozzy and I were enjoying a peaceful evening watching NFL football until we heard a loud crash from the back bedroom. Icalled out to make sure nobody was injured, then went back to watching the game. After several minutes passed Ozzy could not keep his curiousity in check. He just had to investigate, so he jumped off the recliner and eased down the hallway.
It didn't take long for Ozzy to find out what transpired, and he ran back up to the living room, laughing the whole way. My wife had broken a mirror, and although she told us she knocked it off the wall, Ozzy isn't buying it. He believes my wife was staring at her reflection while chanting the lines of the wicked Queen in "Snow White". Instead of answering her question, Ozzy says the mirror broke under the stress!
My little canine companion has never exerienced the fury of a woman scorned, but if he doesn't pipe down soon, he will discover what a REAL doghouse feels like!
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